Author: Greg

  • 100 Things We Didn’t Know This Time Last Year

    100 things we didn’t know this time last year. “100. Musical instrument shops must pay an annual royalty to cover shoppers who perform a recognisable riff before they buy, thereby making a ‘public performance’.”

  • Love Knows No Boundaries…

    British tourist Sharon Tendler has finally made her dream match – by “marrying” Cindy, a dolphin she has been visiting for 15 years in the Israeli resort of Eilat. Let me repeat that… A woman has married a Dolphin. “I’m the happiest girl on earth,” the bride was quoted as saying. “I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert.” Of course she’s not… I wonder how the Christian Right will interpret this, seeing as they believe marriage is between a man and a woman, not a man and a man or woman and a woman, but a woman and a dolphin? Well, I’ll just say this unnatural union receives my warmest blessing!

  • Peachy Weekend

    Flickr: Don't Rain on My ParadeToday we learned how peachy Atlanta can be, albeit the hard way…

    Robyn had taken the day off so we could go get my physical examination done for the immigration, then we headed downtown to go to the Social Security Administration office so she could become Robyn Smith for real, and we drove right into uncontrolled chaos… Following directions from Google, we exited the downtown connector having seen little or no traffic along the way only to find our way barricaded off, turns out today was the start of a weekend of “Spring Break” like proportions in Atlanta…

    Peachtree Street (and every street within a 2 block radius) was blocked off for the Peach Bowl Parade which kicked off at lunch time, we got there an hour before it started so finding a parking spot was a lot of fun… The Peach Bowl is on tonight at the Georgia Dome, it’s a busy busy weekend for the dome as it also hosts the Falcons vs. Panthers on Sunday and the Georgia Bulldogs participate in the Sugar Bowl on Monday, so downtown today was full of LSU and Miami fans, along with parade participants…

    Add in the Sugar Bowl Parade of New Orleans proportions as well as the Peach Drop at Underground, it’s gonna be a bad time to be driving in Atlanta this weekend.

    Don’t Rain on My Parade

    Originally uploaded by FLC.

  • Tom Cruise, Biggest Star?

    Tom Cruise has been named the biggest movie star of all time, but also the most irritating, by film fans. The biggest? I could swear he’s only 4′ 11″… But seriously, gotta love “best of” lists that’s compiled by people with memories on par with goldfish…

  • Apple Support Calls

    Apple Support Calls. Oy, it makes me so glad I got out the whole customer support industry years ago…

  • Upgraded

    I bit the bullet and upgraded to WordPress 2.0, but not without some pain along the way…

    If you’re like me and running WordPress on a Windows box, then the plugins admin page is missing a vital “exit;” command which makes it go all screwy, it’ll say the plugin has been activated, but it really hasn’t… I found a nice patch via the WP Support forums which helped. Though the new admin layout takes a little getting used to, but you won’t see much if any difference.

    On a lighter note, TiVo has been causing us no end of heartache… As I mentioned before, we don’t have a landline so we were going to use the network option so it could upgrade and find tv guide info there… And that was a big mistake, after 3 days of looking of a USB Wireless Network Adapter, it appears that it only works on old versions of the current crop, seriously, check the list, but the store clerks in BestBuy, CompUSA or Circuit City don’t even know this so they are peddling ones to unsuspecting customers that wont work… How shitty is that?

    And to make matters worse… TiVo has now introduced a TiVo branded one for a little under $50, but it only works with TiVo software version 7.2.1 or higher… But TiVo’s don’t come with that version, ours is like 5.3, and without a phone line we can’t upgrade it… Seriously, how shady is that?

    So if you have a TiVo and you’re having the same problems as us, save yourself a hell of a lot of hassle and just head to eBay to look for older network adapters that will work with it, and maybe once you upgrade your software version then you can invest in the TiVo branded adapter.

  • Favourites of 2005

    It’s that time again, the time where everyman and his dog or cat or whatever breaks out a list of stuff that made 2005 memorable, and I’m no exception, after going overboard with dumbass categories last year I’m keeping it simple… Top 5 albums with 5 honourable mentions, and likewise with movies…

    So without further adieu

    Favourite CD’s of 2005

    Sufjan Stevens - Illinoise1. Sufjan Stevens – Illinoise

    Sure, it’s everyones darling right now, hyped by the independents, top of numerous lists but it’s a work of art dammit! I only got into this a few weeks ago having heard nothing of Stevens’ previous work and now I’m dying for him to do Georgia as one of the next few parts of his 52 states project.

    Plus what’s not to love about an album with song names like “The Black Hawk War, Or, How To Demolish An Entire Civilization And Still Feel Good About Yourself In The Morning, Or, We Apologize For The Inconvenience But You’re Gonna Have To Leave Now, Or, ‘I Have Fought The Big Knives And Will Continue To Fight…”

    Weezer - Make Believe2. Weezer – Make Believe

    Beverly Hills was a catchy song, one everyone should have been humming most of the summer, but the main reason I love this so is because of the song that follows it, “Perfect Situation,” which, in my mind, is a perfect song in every way imaginable, it’s a classic Rivers Cuomo pop hook with a bounce inducing rock vibe, it’s no surprise it’s the most played song on my iTunes/iPod.

    Aside from that standout track, the rest is just so Weezer, follows on from the Blue and Green albums nicely…

    Jack Johnson - In Between Dreams3. Jack Johnson – In Between Dreams

    To be perfectly honest, this cd could have been “Sitting, Waiting, Wishing” and 13 remixes of it and I’d have loved it… But nooooo, Jack had to include great songs from start to finish like “Staple It Together,” “Do You Remember” and “Better Together.” It has a superb laid back vibe, lazy days strumming a 6 string and all those cliches.

    It was good enough to make me get “Bushfire Fairytales” and make me wonder why the hell I had never heard of him before, had I really been living under a rock?

    Coldplay - X and Y4. Coldplay – X & Y

    “From the top of the first page, to the end of the last day” proclaims the opening track of perhaps the years most hyped album, and even though it’s cool to be hating on the ol’ Coldplay, I’m going to say I enjoyed this immensely, even more so following the concert at the end of September… Only a song or two makes this tumble to 4th position, “Fix You” is, in my opinion, a pretty weak song overall, and a horrific choice for 2nd single, but like I say, that’s only my opinion…

    “Speed Of Sound,” “Square One” and “Talk” alone make this one of this years best, the rest is just solid filler.

    White Stripes - Get Behind Me Satan5. White Stripes – Get Behind Me Satan

    Following on from the almighty “Elephant” was never going to be an easy task, so Jack and Meg keep the old formula of catchy short songs while busting out a few new instruments, classic example being “My Doorbell,” Jack, where did your piano playing come from? While this would probably have been one of the high “bubbling under” CD’s, seeing them live at Music Midtown pushes it up, they played nearly every song on here and it was just fantastic.

    Plus I love the cover, Jack looks like some greasy mariachi, who else could pull that off? Awesome…

    Bubbling Under: Death Cab For Cutie – Plans, Ben Folds – Songs For Silverman, Kanye West – Late Registration, Bloc Party – Silent Alarm, Lucinda Williams – Live At The Filmore

    Favourite Movies of 2005

    Serenity1. Serenity

    I went in hoping it would be like a 2 hour episode of the show, but it was so much more involving, it now makes me think that it always should have belonged on the big screen, this had enough moments and sweeping visuals to rival anything that came out of LucasFilms in the last 30 years. Usually movies like this involving an ensemble cast (like Star Trek for instance) can get bogged down with far too many sub-plots just so everyone can get screen time, not this one… It’s direct and to the point… River knows a dark secret and The Alliance want to stop that secret getting out, and it’s 2 hours of action and suspence that wraps it all up… Plus it has kickass battle sequences, and enough of the dry wit that made Firefly so endearing, I dont know who gets the best lines, Mal, Jayne or Wash… They are all great.

    Read my full review here

    The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy2. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

    I had a few reservations about this movie adaptation… The biggest one was Mos Def as Ford Prefect, now if you asked me who I’d have play Ford in the movie, I could have went down to the local Office Depot and written on every sheet of paper in there and still not reached Mos Def, but he plays the role very well. Another reservation was the position (or lack thereof) of Zaphod Beeblebrox’s second head, the teaser trailer didn’t show much, but it was very different, and also slightly annoying, but at least it wasn’t around for long.

    Overall, it was a great adaptation of a very bizarre body of work and I think hardcore fans will love it, even though there are slight changes it’s not like the entire Hitchhikers universe has a solid base as each adaptation was different in someway. Everyone else will find it a surreal movie with great laughs, but they’ll miss out on all the in jokes, like the music at the start and a certain robot waiting in line on Vogosphere… But it’s all good.

    Read my full review here

    Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith3. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

    Now I’ll say this only once, if you can, see this movie in IMAX, you’ll thank me for it as you can finally see the scope of the movie George Lucas made, it’s awesome… We watched Episode II right before leaving and the special effects in that looked dated after only three years (three loooooong years) but this holds up on the big, big screen… From the battle at the start (where more than a few interesting developments occur) to the showdowns between Anakin and Obi-Wan and Palpatine and Yoda, it’s all crystal clear, and just plain beautiful… And finally we get to see two proper jedis in their prime go at it for a decent amount of time, the scenes with Anakin and Obi-Wan are beautifully choreographed with lightsabers moving all over the place at amazing speed.

    As with all the movies, the middle bit did seem to drag on a little longer than it needed, especially with the high action opening and endings, but there had to be a story in there somewhere. Personally I think this was as good as The Empire Strikes Back, but not better, nothing tops Empire in my book… Easily the best of the “Republic” trilogy (for lack of a better description).

    Read my full review here

    King Kong4. King Kong

    It’s a long movie, it does drag for the first 20 to 30 minutes, but that aside it’s excellent, once they reach Skull Island it’s non-stop action involving a whole manner of creatures (including some that will make you squirm) and it doesn’t let up all the way to the finale on top of the Empire State Building. Of course the special effects take centre stage here, Kong looks fantastic (another great job by Andy Serkis), there is real emotion coming from the giant gorilla and I kid you not, the ending will leave you bawling… Naomi Watts is good as Ann Darrow, she has that damsel in distress screaming down pat but Jack Black is awesome as the slimy Carl Denham who looks to be for more comedic value at the start but shows his way of manipulating people and eventually Kong as the movie goes on.

    Read my full review here

    Batman Begins5. Batman Begins

    It’s the usual Batman back story, Bruce Wayne see’s his parents killed by a mugger, he then vows vengeance on the evil of Gotham City, he spends his life travelling the world, learning the appropriate skills needed and when he’s old enough, he creates the Batman persona. The start of this film focuses on Bruce learning the mystic ways of the ninja off Ra’s Al Ghul, flashing back and forth to Bruce’s early life, once his training is complete, Bruce returns to Gotham to single handedly save it just as The Scarecrow arrives…

    It’s a pretty cool movie visually, showing the origins of the Batcave, Batsuit, Batmobile and Batman’s relationship with Jim Gordon, played by a very un-Gary Oldman-like Gary Oldman, and is very close to the dark nature of Tim Burton’s Batman movies. It’s, again like Star Wars Episode III, recommended you see it in IMAX if possible, the halloucination scenes will most likely make you feel a little dizzy.

    Read my full review here

    Bubbling Under: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Crash, Sin City, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Fever Pitch

    So there you go…

  • Christmas Round-Up

    Well, that’s Christmas for another year, and as my first Christmas as a married man, I have to say it was pretty fun…

    Christmas, for us, started on Friday night. A Friday night that would go down in history as the most bizarre pre-christmas Friday night of my life… I spent the day with some of the Atlanta Flickr group walking the rails in Decatur, I got home and Robyn called me to meet her down in her parking spot as she had a crapload of stuff, one of which was part of my Christmas present… A TiVo… But, here’s where it gets interesting… You need a landline to activate it, we both have cell phones and no home telephone, so we go to the nearest Cingular store as Robyn saw an accessory for her cell phone that would allow a telephone cable to be plugged into it, but they didn’t have one for her model, and I ended up getting a new phone to replace the one DisneyWorld stole from me (you might have seen this in the moblog already, it’s a nicer phone with a better camera, but the images are “softer” looking).

    Where was I? Oh yes, the TiVo… So after the cell phone scheme failed we came up with the idea to take it to Robyn’s work while using an audio/video input to view the setup process on her laptop screen, but after many attempts the TiVo box wouldn’t connect, GAH! In a last ditch effort, we hit up the AmeriSuites hotel around the corner from us and the guy at the desk was cool, he gave us access to a room, we got it connected and setup in about an hour, we were expecting charges for using the phone but no, the people behind reception said it was no charge, how cool? Now we just need to get a USB wireless network adapter to hook it up to our network and we’ll be sorted, but we’ve had fun with it in the meantime. You really can’t appreciate the joy of pausing and rewinding live TV until you actually can, I now feel like a god amongst men…

    On Saturday we went to Robyn’s parents home in Marietta where we would spent the weekend, Ryan and Jill also came down from Charlotte for the weekend, so it was a big family event.

    I won’t go into specifics about what I got, apart from the TiVo and the phone, I got a few knick-knacks (including a nerf gun I can terrorise the cats with), a couple of DVD’s, gift cards, enough chocolate to make me diabetic… All good.

    As I said, it was a fun time, just hanging out with the new family…