Kevin Smith’s long ass iTunes playlist. Apple rejected it for having too long descriptions… A fine example being “Track: Cold Sweat (Live (1968/ Dallas Memorial Auditorium)) Artist: James Brown Album: Say It Live and Loud: Live in Dallas 08.26.68 – This is James Brown doing his best Eddie-Murphy-Doing-James-Brown impression nearly twenty years in advance of Eddie Murphy actually doing any James Brown impression. It’s one of the greatest live recordings of a single in history, and with a running time of twelve minutes and fifty one seconds, you’d be hard pressed to find a better bargain for ninety nine cents on iTunes. It’s like getting four songs for the price of one! If you act now, we’ll throw in a set of steak knives.”