Bunny Massacre

Don’t let the title fool you, last night we did massacre a poor defenseless bunny, systematically dismembered it and then eat it raw… Hey, it’s what married couples do on a Friday night.

Flickr: Starting Off

Here is our bunny of choice, look at him just sitting there, without a care in the world. I’m going to enjoy this…

Flickr: I

Enter the big guy weilding a big ass knive, you can almost see me salivating… Oh yes, I AM going to enjoy this.

Flickr: The Tease

The tension could literally be cut with a knive…

Flickr: Tis But a Flesh Wound...

From the onset, it was clear this was going to be a messy, bloody affair. Good thing we were prepared.

Flickr: Almost There

Poor Bunny with a crimson mask…

Flickr: O Negative

After a little struggle, it was finally decapitated, but what was that strange smell?

Flickr: They Say...

Ewwwwwwwwww! The bunny’s bowels had let go, this required a bit more clean up then we first thought.

Flickr: The Gap

The perfect killer blow, a nice clean, straight cut… Bunny never knew what hit him.

Flickr: Scalped

Then you just yank the ears off and it’s good to go, we prefer to eat it raw like this, it keeps the flavour.

Flickr: VULTURES!

The kitties were circling like vultures, so we let Felix have a little taste…

Flickr: The Blood

Blood on my hands and a lot of mess to clean up… There is more to see over at Flickr, though it’s not for the faint hearted.

Bunny Massacre (Set)

Originally uploaded by FLC.

Comments

4 responses to “Bunny Massacre”

  1. duane Avatar

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is great, Greg. I especially love the psycho killer shot of you! Very convincing! HA!

  2. Leah Avatar

    that’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen. ever.

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