British tourist Sharon Tendler has finally made her dream match – by “marrying” Cindy, a dolphin she has been visiting for 15 years in the Israeli resort of Eilat. Let me repeat that… A woman has married a Dolphin. “I’m the happiest girl on earth,” the bride was quoted as saying. “I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert.” Of course she’s not… I wonder how the Christian Right will interpret this, seeing as they believe marriage is between a man and a woman, not a man and a man or woman and a woman, but a woman and a dolphin? Well, I’ll just say this unnatural union receives my warmest blessing!