Britney Spears Bizarre Advice For Michael Jackson

Britney Spears offers up some pretty bizarre advice for Michael Jackson in these tough times. “Britney believes all Jackson needs to help him sort out his life is a moustache and a beer.” Uhhhh, what? Seriously, WTF?! “Either way, he needs to get in a fight.” You tell him girl!

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5 responses to “Britney Spears Bizarre Advice For Michael Jackson”

  1. Mark Avatar

    I find it remarkable Britney hasn’t been cut in a knife fight. What a flake.

  2. Greg Avatar

    Yes! I think we should put up a bounty for the first person to cut Britney in a proper knife fight*.

    * = not just someone going up to Britney and slashing/stabbing her for the sake of it.

  3. Mark Avatar

    Agreed.

    It must be a mutual ass kicking. Not some psycho with a blade and a quick hand.

    I’d donate a pair of used shoes and some old luggage to cause.

  4. Samantha Jackson Avatar
    Samantha Jackson

    ok Britney shouldnt say that 2 my man because she will get shot by me if he needs 2 do anything it is get this case over and done with because INNOCENCE SHOULDNT HAVE 2 BE PROVEN! I love my man and she better not take him out 4 a drink because I dont want them doing anything that will make me kill her! she is a stupid fucken slut and needs 2 gat a man that hasnt got a girlfriend!

  5. McTrav Avatar
    McTrav

    Hey leave Britney alone…as for Jacko? I think he’s innocent…Don’t really care but you’ve gotta admit he is living legend after Elvis – oh yeah I am implying that Elvis is still alive!