Instead of doing a running commentry on the 77th Annual Academy Awards I’m just going to point out a few things…
Firstly, Renée Zellweger and Drew Barrymore are much better as blondes, seriously! I’m not even kidding…
Secondly, Adam Duritz of the Counting Crows (pictured right)… He looks like Kid from Kid n’ Play in Class Act… Don’t get me wrong, I like the Counting Crows, but how in god’s name did that guy ever get to screw Jennifer Aniston AND Courtney Cox in the same calendar year??? Answer me that and you’re a smarter man (or woman) than me…
Thirdly, Beyoncé… ENOUGH ALREADY! Is she the only singer available tonight or something?
I’ll leave it at that, it’s obvious Jamie Foxx is going to win Best Actor and The Aviator will win everything else… If not then I’ll be very surprised and it’s kinda sad when the funniest part of the night (thus far) was Pepsi’s “Spartacus” advert.