Funny what a few hours can do…
Yes, it’s another Paris Hilton post, and this time she burned me, burned me bad, burned me with the power of almost half a million suns!
I had it set in my mind that I’d take the Paris stuff down once a cease and desist letter came my way, hey, I’d kill for that kind of publicity… But then again, I don’t want that level of notoriety either. So I thought, once a certain level of bandwidth has been reached then Ms. Hilton and her friends can vanish into the ether… Probably leaving a few people a bit pissed off as this link has been pimped round the globe as a safe and stable link for the past two days…
Remember the stats from the last post from only 5 hours ago?
Then we’ll move on… Here’s how it stands now:
Yep, close to HALF A MILLION views, oh Miss Hilton, what a cruel mistress you are…
Yes, you read that correctly… 31.77 GB used in one day…
I’d KILL for that kind of traffic day in day out, really… I mean, I’m all for sharing stuff, but this is just plain ridiculous… Luckily I don’t have a bandwidth cap, per se, otherwise bad things would be going down.
This is what slashdotting must feel like…
Comments
13 responses to “Paris Hilton, Cruel Mistress”
oi vey.
:D
As long as your peeps don’t burn your eyes out with matches and then duck-tape your hands to a steering wheel, that helps to cut each finger off before cauterising the blood with the cars cigarette lighter.
Woooooooo in-famous now!!
Yes, but who really wants their infamy tied in with Paris Hilton??
I’m still in awe of my stats page, never before have I viewed a page that made me sweat bullets and have the urge to pee so badly…
Come on durtbag……….. If PH jumped on you, I doubt you would push her off.
I’ve seen the pictures and the simple life and she gets a few thumbs up from me!!
I suppose if you only want a woman who looks pretty, but has nothing in-between her ears, then she’s fine – personally I like a little INTELLIGENCE in my women
Then again, if you can’t even spell “dirt”, I suppose she’s a match made in heaven for you :-P
Ha, ha, ha, ha…………….
Success at last…….. I have an in-joke with Gregor that nobody else knows.
Get it right up ye!! (In the nicest possible way of course!!)
:o)
Now, now children… Play nice
I’m not happy being a D(urt)B(ag) hot water bottle, sort me out with something a bit better please!!
ps……… That bit at the top….. Scam City version 8.0 Satisfying Your Mom Since 1999………..
When I read it, it makes me feel a bit sick……. I wonder why???
“What about the Irishman that couldn’t work out why he only had one brother, yet his sister had two!”
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Simple, innit?
I KNOW EMINEMS #
Good for you, but it’s probably been changed since then…
Paris is the sexiest woman in my mind just some of u guys got to stop bagging her coz u just cant get a beautiful woman like that