David Crosby and Graham Nash to run for “joint presidency.” “Crosby said that, if elected, one of their first acts would be the cleaning out of Area 51 “to address the illegal alien issue.” Other campaign promises include free money and a night in the Lincoln Bedroom to anyone who antes up $200,000. The renamed “Social Insecurity” and “Medicareless” agencies will be overhauled, and the candidates are researching fixing the electronic voting machine situation.”