Dear FutureMe,
I’m surprised you still use this email address… Happy 35th Birthday, this will probably be the only email you receive so don’t cry too much.
I know this is kinda corny, and I doubt you’ll (I’ll) even remember writing this, but it’s Monday March 22nd 2004… Yesterday was Melody’s 26th birthday, how’s things going with her? She’s really a great person if you’ll let her be, you shouldn’t lose sight of what happened between the two of you in the past as you never knows what the future holds, I sort of wish this was a reverse e-mail, like sent FROM the future. I bet you could do with a “Back to the Future Part II” type scenario with the results of major sporting events, but that would rip open a hole in the space/time continuum and cause all kinds of merry hell for many people, so deal with it.
So what’s going on? Did you have the balls to do it? Are you happy with yourself now? Looking back, where did you picture yourself in 10 or so years? Did you get that 1st house, and the 2nd one too? How about your health? You should have taken care of yourself a little bit better, but you probably already know that.
Anyways, I’ve been babbling way too long to myself, I guess it kinda makes my schizophrenic? But one important thing, wherever you are in your life now, if you’re receiving this, you are alive… Remember that, you fat fuck!
*hugs*
PastYou