Travel Tips

What NOT to say in an already paranoid country.

Yeah, stupid girl for sure, that prank rates up there with:

Dilbert from Tuesday January 20th 2004

The more I think about Saturday, the more I’m not looking forward to being fingerprinted, photographed, iris-scanned, weighed, poked, prodded, stripped naked, denied access to sanitation, handcuffed if I so much as raise my voice to complain, and generally humiliated because of the American government’s Patriot Act, and I do not anticipate that I will be comforting myself with the thought that, hey, it’s okay because I’m doing my bit to ensure the security of the American people… Though I wonder how my American readers would feel if it was the other way around and all that happened to them at Heathrow because, conceivably, one of your fellow American passengers might be a bomber.

Somehow I don’t think they’d be terribly happy with it.

Comments

8 responses to “Travel Tips”

  1. Hunter Avatar

    as an american that has traveled to ben gurion as well as heathrow, i can say i had no problem being subjected to a lengthy questioning session, verification of my accomodations, continued questioning to see whether i changed my story, prolonged inspection of my baggage, and all the rest in israel.

    i’m fairly sure the patriot act won’t be used to tap your phones or access your library records if you come to the u.s. the same tools the fbi had to investigate organized crime are now available to fight organized terror. unless you’re affiliated with one, i don’t think anyone need fear the patriot act. i don’t.

  2. Damien Ryan Avatar

    It’s good to see that ostriches still don’t bother signing their statements.

  3. Damien Ryan Avatar

    Oops. I’m a gobshite.

  4. Greg Avatar

    The first stage is always admiting it

    hehe

  5. Damien Ryan Avatar

    Damn you for having names on top when I’m used to them on the bottom ;-)

  6. dawnkey Avatar
    dawnkey

    lol

    patriot act? i dunno. to me, seems a lil like mccarthyism.

  7. patriot Avatar
    patriot

    Hey fella…..YOU’RE the one who wants to visit the ol US of A…..when in Rome and all that shit

  8. jeremy Avatar
    jeremy

    Plenty of Americans aren’t that happy with the fact that you have to go through with it here, either. It’s an appalling step, one of many that I hope gets rolled back in the next few years, slim as that hope may be.