Oh Shit, He’s Talking About “Her” Again…

I got a reply… She didn’t mean what she said yesterday.

I’m just sick of this whole runaround I’m experiencing… Is it always like this? It reminds me of a time years ago when me and a friend once spoke about “breaking up” and what happens thereafter. We’ve all done it. We’ve all been crushed in some way by a person whom we’ve given our hearts to. However, the breaking up, even the lovelorn feeling is not the hardest part of the break-up. The hardest part is having to see the person you broke up with (sometimes still love) moving on with life. You see him/her at the bar – you feel pathetic and cold. You see him/her while shopping – you feel pathetic and barren. You see him/her on the street – you feel pathetic and lonely. You see him/her in a porno you rented to make yourself “feel better” – You contemplate suicide. You are trying to self-satisfy yourself through manual stimulation, and you can’t help but think of that other person – you learn how to tie a noose.

I think my point is becoming clear. So, my friend and I devised a plan whereby a couple can break-up, and go on in life without having to suffer the continued trauma of breaking up. It’s a milder version of divorce court, but with much more drastic repercussions…

Basically, when you break up with someone, you are both taken to “break-up court”. At the court, it is decided who is a more important individual (i.e.. who will benefit society more in the long run; who is smarter; who is more artistically inclined; who is more interesting; who is a more whole person all around). Once the decision is made, then the person who doesn’t cut it is executed. And the winner gets to go on in life without ever having to see their ex again.

I wonder who wouldnt cut it between me and Melody, we’re both pretty good people in our own rights, just an explosive mix while together…