- Get plenty of sleep!!! Do not stay awake till an ungodly hour downloading music off Soulseek because no matter how good your cable modem is, you’re always going to be no quicker than a 56k modem, especially if you’re downloading a handful of songs off Ani Moller. Also, it will make no sense that she can rape your collection at incredible speeds at the same time…
- Calm down with the hot linking of Ani’s site… Dude, she can generate enough visitors without you shoving it down people’s throats, I think they get the picture.
- DON’T ever use the word “dude” in that context again, dude!
- Wake up when your alarm goes off, that’s 7am… not 7:05, not 7:10 and certainly not 7:15.
- Don’t brush your teeth while you wait for the shower to heat up, cause dude (there’s that word again), karma states there isn’t much hot water left.
- If, and only if, you decide to leave your PC on to download music while you go to bed, remember to turn it off before you leave.
- Never rely on bus timetables, 7:41 is a variable time that ranges from 7:35 to 8:10. Also, never decide to walk up the road a little bit to catch the express bus, cause at that time in the morning the M8 becomes a glorified parking lot.
- The 109 bus will get you to work faster than the 40 bus, simple fact.
- Remember to bug the receptionist into getting you a key card so you can enter the building, this will save a minute or two each morning.
- As much as you despise the coffee out that machine in the lounge area, continue to get a cup each morning. It’s better than nothing and with nothing you’d be snoozing by now.
- Tune into Core Radio before you do anything, because music soothes the savage beast. Also don’t think too much about why someone in Scotland feels the need to listen to a New Zealand based internet radio station, also remember to thank Nick for his late night, drunken recommendation all those months ago.
- Invest in headphones, or even that iPod you really like, because as much as you want to rock out… you can’t.
And that’s all for now
EDIT (4:05pm):
- IF you do sleep in by 15 minutes and dont have time to have breakfast or prepare a lunch, for god’s sake remember to take money! It’s a long, long day otherwise.