I’m Quite the Joke… Apparently…

So, I mentioned that I broke up with Robyn a few weeks ago… Well, we got back together last Monday and despite a few up’s and down’s, things are going pretty good. Kinda…

Now, understand that I’ve been putting this off for the last week, because I wanted it to sink in and see how I felt further on down the road, but events occured last weekend while I was away livin’ it up at the lake.

Not good events, pretty bad events, pretty shitty events.

I wish I could refer to Robyn’s “journal” entry about it but it’s been taken down. So I’ll have to relay events as best as I can from the story being told to me…

Basically last Saturday was Robyn’s birthday, and as I was away at the lake and not here to celebrate it with her (added to the fact we had broken up) she decided to seek comfort from elsewhere, so she went out with her ex-ex-boyfriend, a guy called Rob (Rob & Robyn, how cute, no?) and to cut a long story short, sex was involved…

She told me this on Monday outside Fado’s in Buckhead, rather tearily might I add, and to be blunt, I was pretty stunned but tried to play it cool, as opposed to losing my cool in a public place… Though, long time readers will know about my Human Doormat™ properties, but I accepted it as we had broken up, basically no harm no foul in my book, but took small satisfaction from Robyn’s descriptions of Rob’s ability (or lack of) in the… Well, you get the idea, maybe she was trying to make me feel better or maybe it was genuine, it’s a moot point overall…

Anyways, Robyn is having a hard time these last few weeks as she quit her job, so with nothing to do and sitting around the house all day, it’s begining to take it’s toll on her and it reached boiling point on Thursday when she tried to get some stuff back from Rob’s, apparently it was a messy situation all round and I tried my best to help her (but I’m pretty useless in some situations).

Anyhoo, I’m loathed to do this as I don’t perticularly want to give Rob the satisfaction of affecting me, but he decided it was ok to write about me on his website…

Robyn goes further downhill with each succession of male suitors and the newest guy takes the cake. Greg or Gregor or whatever the hell his name is is quite the joke. A mid to late 20 something with no college degree, no job to speak of, seemingly ambitionless and living here illegally to boot!

I’ve had plenty of crap written about me on multiple website (some of which is even factually true!) but having some 30-year-old jerk-off talk smack about me when he doesn’t even know me takes the cake. Even though this technically makes me no better thean him, it certainly made me feel better… Besides, he’s one to talk as he’s dating an 18-year-old high school drop-out, who was working at the Arby’s drive-thru when he met her on the chat lines…

Pot, Kettle… Black.