Paris Hilton, Cruel Mistress at Gregor Smith

February 23rd, 2005, Terribly Late at Night | permalink

Funny what a few hours can do…

Yes, it’s another Paris Hilton post, and this time she burned me, burned me bad, burned me with the power of almost half a million suns!

I had it set in my mind that I’d take the Paris stuff down once a cease and desist letter came my way, hey, I’d kill for that kind of publicity… But then again, I don’t want that level of notoriety either. So I thought, once a certain level of bandwidth has been reached then Ms. Hilton and her friends can vanish into the ether… Probably leaving a few people a bit pissed off as this link has been pimped round the globe as a safe and stable link for the past two days…

Remember the stats from the last post from only 5 hours ago?

Then we’ll move on… Here’s how it stands now:

Paris Hilton, SHE BURNS!!!

Yep, close to HALF A MILLION views, oh Miss Hilton, what a cruel mistress you are…

31.77GB BURNED!

Yes, you read that correctly… 31.77 GB used in one day…

I’d KILL for that kind of traffic day in day out, really… I mean, I’m all for sharing stuff, but this is just plain ridiculous… Luckily I don’t have a bandwidth cap, per se, otherwise bad things would be going down.

This is what slashdotting must feel like…

13 Responses to “Paris Hilton, Cruel Mistress”

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1 Erika February 23rd, 2005, 2:42am (48 minutes later)

oi vey.

:D
2 Football Manager 2005 February 23rd, 2005, 4:08am (2 hours, 14 minutes later)

As long as your peeps don’t burn your eyes out with matches and then duck-tape your hands to a steering wheel, that helps to cut each finger off before cauterising the blood with the cars cigarette lighter.

Woooooooo in-famous now!!
3 Greg February 23rd, 2005, 4:22am (2 hours, 28 minutes later)

Yes, but who really wants their infamy tied in with Paris Hilton??

I’m still in awe of my stats page, never before have I viewed a page that made me sweat bullets and have the urge to pee so badly…
4 Colin February 23rd, 2005, 8:53am (6 hours, 59 minutes later)

Come on durtbag……….. If PH jumped on you, I doubt you would push her off.
I’ve seen the pictures and the simple life and she gets a few thumbs up from me!!
5 Mr Fill February 23rd, 2005, 10:08am (8 hours, 14 minutes later)

I suppose if you only want a woman who looks pretty, but has nothing in-between her ears, then she’s fine – personally I like a little INTELLIGENCE in my women

Then again, if you can’t even spell “dirt”, I suppose she’s a match made in heaven for you :-P
6 Colin February 23rd, 2005, 12:14pm (10 hours, 21 minutes later)

Ha, ha, ha, ha…………….

Success at last…….. I have an in-joke with Gregor that nobody else knows.

Get it right up ye!! (In the nicest possible way of course!!)

:o)
7 Greg February 23rd, 2005, 3:04pm (13 hours, 10 minutes later)

Now, now children… Play nice
8 Colin February 24th, 2005, 4:53am (1 day, 2 hours later)

I’m not happy being a D(urt)B(ag) hot water bottle, sort me out with something a bit better please!!
9 Colin February 24th, 2005, 4:55am (1 day, 3 hours later)

ps……… That bit at the top….. Scam City version 8.0 Satisfying Your Mom Since 1999………..
When I read it, it makes me feel a bit sick……. I wonder why???

“What about the Irishman that couldn’t work out why he only had one brother, yet his sister had two!”
10 Mr Fill February 24th, 2005, 10:03am (1 day, 8 hours later)

You want a new avatar rather than the DB one? Sign up got Gravatar.com

Simple, innit?
11 AMANDA February 25th, 2005, 12:40pm (2 days, 10 hours later)

I KNOW EMINEMS #
12 Greg February 25th, 2005, 1:39pm (2 days, 11 hours later)

Good for you, but it’s probably been changed since then…
13 Kane August 17th, 2005, 5:28am (5 months, 3 weeks later)

Paris is the sexiest woman in my mind just some of u guys got to stop bagging her coz u just cant get a beautiful woman like that